the quite sassy

anyways, what three topics tonight hm?? how about...the Super Awesome Space Ship (acronym S.A.S.S) evil robot plots, and...monkey butlers

S.A.S.S
basically, this is the coolest space ship in existence. it can time travel and go through black holes. it would be super awesome, and would have a VERY sassy super computer. we would be like, is that a black hole and it would be like NOOOOO, ITS A FLOWER. and we would all be sasstronauts who would travel with david sasslehoff, the sassquatch, drink sasspirilla, and visit the sassafras springs. and we would go on epic adventures fighting aliens and traveling through time and riding dinosaurs. giant t-rexs. It would be just total awesomeness. I believe that this is the best idea ever in existence. alec is in charge of figuring out trajectory patterns to fly through black holes, and berry is in charge of figuring out time travel. Oh, and I need to build this sucka. so we better get started.

Evil robot plans
robots. oh no. number three and five threat to america, and part of the number 1 threat, robot bears. First we will start out with them doing chores, and menial work, but then put into work, and powerful positions, and then become president, and then stage an uprising over the humans. then the flight of the conchords will sing the humans are dead. because the robots used poisonous gasses, and they poisoned our asses. (actually our lungs). and there is only one type of dance. the robo boogie, but wait, the robot. oh yes... two dances. of course. and there is no more maltreatment of the elephants. well there is no elephants. well yes but it is still good...

monkey butlers
OH MY GOD. WHY DON'T WE HAVE THESE YET? How totally awesome would it be, to have a little chimp, with a tuxedo on, running around your house, doing stuff and getting into comical misadventures? That could be a movie plot. monkey butler shenanigans as he runs around. it would be helpful and semi awesome. Really give me one good reason that you would not want an incredibly well trained monkey butler?

TEN THINGS THAT ARE AWESOMENESS
1. the S.A.S.S
2. monkey butlers
3. flying cows
4. kittens
5. The Office
6. lasers
7. pancakes
8. bacon
9. fighting robots, especially ones with like saws and stuff that are like BLARGFHGHGH
10. DBZ.

quote of the week
My friend said to me, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should've just said, 'Yeah.'" -Mitch Hedburg